tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39426257780652400302011-04-21T19:00:24.757-07:00These are excerpts from the worst job applications in the world. Names, positions, and all other identifying details have been changed to protect the applicants.You're Hiredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13618910309366459301noreply@blogger.comBlogger51100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3942625778065240030.post-64697575562547816042009-04-28T12:18:00.001-07:002009-04-28T12:18:49.912-07:00From a resume:<br /><br />"Disabilities: Near-sighted and mildly paranoid"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3942625778065240030-6469757556254781604?l=worstjobapplications.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>You're Hiredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13618910309366459301noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3942625778065240030.post-74774363154139192002009-04-27T12:56:00.001-07:002009-04-27T12:58:23.258-07:00"Your craigslist ad excites and interests me!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3942625778065240030-7477436315413919200?l=worstjobapplications.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>You're Hiredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13618910309366459301noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3942625778065240030.post-34063665849830526572009-04-27T12:51:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:54:58.267-07:00"My studies in psychology thus far have taught me to think progressively and logically, and have also given me invaluable analytic writing skills. Knowledge, to me, seems the noblest ambition."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3942625778065240030-3406366584983052657?l=worstjobapplications.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>You're Hiredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13618910309366459301noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3942625778065240030.post-80313912305598703322009-04-27T12:46:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:48:46.676-07:00On somebody's resume for an Internship position under "Objective":<br /><br />"To obtain a summer internship."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3942625778065240030-8031391230559870332?l=worstjobapplications.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>You're Hiredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13618910309366459301noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3942625778065240030.post-1494035802079757852009-04-27T12:21:00.000-07:002009-04-27T12:26:14.695-07:00"I am profoundly interested in applying for (redacted)<br /><br />As a Psychology-Spanish double major and a Neuroscience minor, I possess an acute interest in the internal and external intricacies of relations which is culminated with a passionate desire to embark on a course that encompasses the work of helping improve the lives of those not just at home; but throughout the world."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3942625778065240030-149403580207975785?l=worstjobapplications.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>You're Hiredhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13618910309366459301noreply@blogger.com0